Now, I may use a little graphic language in this blog, so if you get offended, tuff.
I am a firm subscriber to an early morning constitutional bowel movement. 7 AM, and I'm on the pot!
This morning I was enjoying a good, bowel cleansing. I happened to look down at the label of my jeans. Made in Mexico!
I looked at the label of my drawers, underwear, to you PC people. Made in India!
Socks, Sri Lanka!
Shoes, China!
Shirt, China!
Watch, Japan!
Commode, I was sitting on, China!
It occurred to me that myself and the turd I was dropping were the ONLY AMERICAN MADE OBJECTS IN THE TOILET!
HMMMMM?!? Why can't people find a job? The American Way of Life has TURNED TO SHIT!
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Yea Lizzard, and I'm quite sure that even that has Chinese parts--have you checked the labels on your food lately!
ReplyDeleteMy food comed outtn mah back yahd!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to come up with a witty retort, but I'm speechless.
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